kimpossibooty:

salparadisewasright:

kimpossibooty:

God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

My message is being delivered properly now

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lovelycatsandsillykittens:

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transgambit:

i love when my friends are in my home like FUck yah! can i get u a beverage!!! 

healingisneeded:

nintendocafe:

Animal Crossing coming to iPhone and Android phones in 2016

robotlyra:

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

grannyjanny:

Periods are stupid I’m gay I know I’m not pregnant can you not

homophobic:

no offense but a waiter could literally murder me and i’d still tip 20%

souldew:

we all out here being gay and loving rice

theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

chessys:

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired